Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Minnesota Icebox & Hot Tempered Arugula: Coq au Vin

I am flying to Minneapolis tomorrow to speak at the Twin Cities Food and Wine Experience. (Come see me, Saturday at noon. How can you resist a seminar called "Get Saucy!"?) I bet dollars to donuts I'll be the only demo chef wearing a dress. Then again, you know I consider myself a cook, not a chef, so that shouldn't surprise.

I've been happy enduring our 65 degree winter days, and happier still when the thermometer funks down below 40. Who knows how many cold New York days we have left? I love each of them as best I can, celebrating with grilled cheese, chocolate fondue, coq au vin and short ribs.

But the thought of going to the land of 40 below gives me pause. My comforter-coat and Russian fur hat might be snuggly in Brooklyn (lord knows it ain't chic), but will that Minneapolis wind rip right through my good cold weather intentions? And what about my Summit Avenue jog? Can one leave the house when it's 40-below?

I've heard stories of habitrail-like tubes for getting around downtown, for fear of interacting with actual cold fresh air. But this is the land of Garrison Keillor and Lynn Rosetto-Kasper; I am confident in the problem solving-skills of the average Minnesotan, and hopeful as to their hospitality. This weary traveler is convident she'll be shown the way upon arrival. No use fussing the solution if I can't wrap my head around the challenge.

It's like the arugula I'm growing (stay with me on this). This fall, the good folks at AeroGrow just sent me a sample indoor garden growing kit, with seeds for assorted lettuces and herbs. I've never grown lettuce before, and decided to start with a mix of arugula and baby greens. I was to be assisted by lightbulbs, water, nutrient tablets, and a daily dose of NPR; neither sun nor soil would touch my vegetables.

As the lettuces grew, I felt like an cosmopolitan earth-momma but houseguests looked at the garden with contempt and fear. One turned her nose up at dirt-free greens on priciple. Another claimed the leaves had the texture of wet paper. Since they could wilt from a stern glance, it was not possible to both wash and dress them.

The arugula was the most puzzling of my crop. When I pulled a small leaf to get a taste, it pulled back. As I chewed the quarter-sized leaflet, it was sharp and bitter; not peppery like arugula typically is. I kind of gasped when I ate it, and took short breaths quickly to cool my mouth, like you would with an unanticipated pepper sauce. It was an ouch-hot reaction, not a yum-spice reaction. It was as if I'd grated fresh horseradish directly onto my tongue.

So much ferocity from a flaccid green leaf? It surprised me too. Until a friend told me that herbs are known to come into their best flavor under duress. That basil that grows up in the crack in the sidewalk? It will have a better flavor than the plant you tend in your garden. Adversity breeds character.

My arugula lived a kushy life, pampered as a Park Slope puppy. No hot sun, no near-frost nights, no wind, no puddles, no animals running on his head, no lawnmovers eating his parents. Nothing to make life interesting. My pissed off plant internalized the challenges he never felt, and tasted like his untested mettle.

So let me have it, Minneapolis: Show me what I need to grow.

COQ AU VIN
For The Wooden Spoon, by Allison Fishman
Serves 4 to 6

Coq Au Vin is a dish from the French countryside, traditionally made with an old rooster and a generous cupful of his blood (the secret to a delectable sauce). In Manhattan, such items are difficult to come by, so I’ve tweaked this recipe to reflect what we have access to. It’s very good. If you want to go for bloody good, finely chop the chicken liver and add it to the sauce at the end.

3-ounce chunk of bacon, cut into lardons (1/4-inch x 1/4-inch x 1-inch tall)
3 1/2 pound chicken, cut into 8 pieces
Salt and pepper
1/2 tablespoon tomato paste
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme or 5 branches of fresh thyme
1 8 or 10-ounce container white mushrooms, washed, trimmed, and quartered
1 cup frozen pearl onions, defrosted
1/4 cup cognac or brandy
2 cups red wine (burgundy, beaujolais, cote du rhone)
1 cup low-sodium chicken or beef stock (a homemade brown chicken stock is ideal)
1 tablespoon flour
1 tablespoons softened butter, room temperature
1/4 cup fresh parsley leaves, roughly chopped

1. Cook bacon in a 10-inch skillet over medium heat until crispy, about 8 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon. Pour out excess bacon fat. Season chicken and pat dry; place chicken, skin side down, in the skillet. Cook chicken over medium-high heat until golden; 8 to 10 minutes for the first side, 4 to 6 minutes for the second side. You may need to do this in batches. Remove chicken and reserve. Pour out excess fat from pan.

2. Reduce heat to medium low and add tomato paste to skillet stir to coat skillet, and cook paste until it begins to brown, about 1 minute. Add thyme, mushrooms, and pearl onions; raise heat to medium and cook until mushrooms let out their liquid and the liquid reduces, about 8 minutes.

3. Remove skillet from the heat, and pour in cognac or brandy. Gently tip the skillet over the flame; allow the vegetables will flambé. It will take about a minute to cook off the alcohol, don’t worry about the flame, but be careful. Reduce an additional minute; remove the vegetables with a slotted spoon, but leave the thyme branches in the skillet (if using). Add 2 cups of red wine and return the chicken to the skillet. Pour in as much stock as needed to cover the chicken by 3/4; you may need as little as a 1/2 cup or as much as two. Bring the liquid to a simmer, and gently cook the chicken until cooked through, about 25 to 30 minutes. Remove the chicken from the skillet and keep warm.

4. Reduce the sauce to 3/4 cup; this will take about 15 minutes. Return the mushrooms and onions to the skillet; remove the thyme branches (if using). Return the sauce to a simmer. Examine the thickness of the sauce. If it is thick enough (think: hot maple syrup) leave it as is. If you’d like it thicker, combine the butter and the flour to form a paste. Whisk this mixture into the sauce, 1/2 teaspoon at a time, until the sauce achieves a thickness you like.
Serve the chicken with the sauce, garnished with parsley leaves.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Valentine's Day Breakup? Heal it With Cheese: Fondue

This Valentine’s Day, my head is on healing. When JChef and I had our final break-up in October, I checked myself in to a forced recovery program: Dating Probation. Until I had a few months to heal, I was not allowed to date. I graduate on Valentine’s Day.

You see, I don’t have any friends who have recently broken-up; everyone’s married or committed to non-committal. No one was close enough to the piercing pain of a break-up to sympathize. Although they could listen, they couldn’t feel it.

It’s not their fault. If we’re lucky, we are given mental blocks in life, so that we can reengage in the world without excruciating memories. If my friends were able to remember the searing pain of a breakup, the kind where you lay sobbing on the floor until your dog licks your tears because you’ve been so busy crying you forgot to give her food or drink, well then they’d never be able to try again and become the happily married people they are today.

One friend suggested that I do a little web research on the grieving process. This sounded hokey and lame, but cheaper than a shrink, so I gave it a whirl. Turns out, this grief research provided me with a fairly accurate roadmap of the five feelings I would be experiencing for the foreseeable future: anger, denial, bargaining, sadness and acceptance. Since I knew what I was in for, when I had these feelings I could welcome them, offer them a cup of decaf and make friends, as opposed to having them throw a saddle on me and ride me until my knees bled.

Without boyfriend, dates, and a complete lack of desire to hang out with anyone who wasn’t in my 5-step program, I had some extra time on my hands. I bought an IPod and realized that without a boyfriend around to make fun of my taste in music (you can take the girl out of Long Island…), I could rock out with the audio fromage I love. Barbara Streisand, Aretha Franklin, Dusty Springfield, Donna Summer and I started spending a lot of time together.

The gals and I got down to business fast. I would sit in my living room, invite Aretha, Dusty, Donna and Babbs over and we would bitch. We'd start sad (like in the beginning of Enough is Enough or Last Dance), then suddently we'd be standing up, some disco globes would drop, we'd start jumping on the couch dancing and lip synching (except they'd really be singing), and then Tom Cruise would walk through the door, talk about completion and everything would be OK.

My rehab was no longer about JChef and me, it was just about a deep aching love that transcends and departs. It wasn’t me, it wasn’t him, and I wasn’t alone. And then I realized that the songs I loved most were the ones that mapped to the precise stage of grieving that I was experiencing. But don’t take my word for it – go grab your IPod and give 'em a listen:


DENIAL: ANOTHER PIECE OF MY HEART
Janis Joplin / Dusty Springfield

This is the phase where you pretend that you’re not pretending that the break up isn’t happening. In other words: he's telling you it’s done, and you go on acting like it's not.

And each time I tell myself that I, well I can't stand the pain,
But when you hold me in your arms, I'll sing it once again.

Take another little piece of my heart now, baby,
Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah.
Hey! Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah.
You know you got it if it makes you feel good.



DENIAL: AND I AM TELLING YOU I'M NOT GOING
Jennifer Hudson

This song defines the phase.

And I am telling youI'm not going.
You're the best man I'll ever know.
There's no way I can ever go,
No, no, no, no way I'm livin' without you.
I'm not livin' without you.
I don't want to be free.
I'm stayin',I'm stayin',
And you, and you, you're gonna love me.
Ooh, you're gonna love me.


BARGAINING: DON’T LEAVE ME THIS WAY
Thelma Houston

Bargaining has no dignity. It’s the phase when you start thinking if I only downloaded more Johnny Cash and less Donna Summer, then maybe he’d come back. When your friends hide your cell phone and your car keys, and all you want to do is beg him back, you're in bargaining. Remember, it’s the stuff you’ll regret.

Don't leave me this way
I can't survive, can't stay alive
Without your love, oh baby
Don't leave me this way, no
I can't exist, I'll surely miss your tender kiss
Don't leave me this way



BARGAINING: HEAVEN KNOWS
Donna Summer

Heaven knows
it's not the way it should be
heaven knows
it's not the way it could be
don't you know
there's no need to leave



ANGER: I NEVER LOVED A MAN (THE WAY I LOVE YOU)
Aretha Franklin

Anger is my favorite phase. It’s when you smash glasses, break windows and start considering the lyrics to Carrie Underwood’s Before He Cheats as a recipe for sanity. Enjoy the aggressive passion; sadness is just around the bend.

You’re a no good heartbreaker.
You’re a liar. And a cheat.
I don’t know why I let you do these things to me.

My friends keep telling me.
That you ain’t no good.
Though lord, they don’t know
That I’d leave you if I could.



SADNESS: COLD COLD HEART
Norah Jones / Hank Williams

Put down the prozac. You’re not depressed; this is situation-based, and you will come out of it. Fill your NetFlixs queue with every last cheesy romance movie, buy a lot of salty snacks and ice cream and a case of wine. Call in sick to work for three days. Sadness is here, and it won’t leave until you give it the attention it needs.

I tried so hard my dear to show that you’re my every dream.
Yet you’re afraid each thing I do is just some evil scheme
A memory from your lonesome past keeps us so far apart
Why can’t I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold cold heart



ACCEPTANCE: SOMEONE THAT I USED TO LOVE
Barbra Streisand

This is the most heartbreaking of the phases, because if you're here, it’s almost over. There’s a deep tragedy when that ex calls you up, wants to give it another spin, and you know that you just don't have it in you. This is the one I keep procrastinating.

I wish it was enough for you
All the love i had to give
And i did my best
To keep you satisfied
I guess you'll never know
How much i tried
I really tried

And if ever our paths
Should cross again
Well, you won't find me
Being the one to get lost again
Once I had so much to give
But you just refused my love
From now on you're only someone
That I used to love



CHEESE & BEER FONDUE
Allison Fishman for The Wooden Spoon

To accompany the cheesy movies and music; try a cheese fondue. It's finally snowing in New York (and who knows how many more years it will), so this is the time for it. Follow this simple beer and cheese fondue, or try a more classic fondue recipe that I did for Handmade TV. Both are wonderful; the second one is slightly more complex. Like walking up that second flight of stairs, it’s worth the view.

1 (12-ounce bottle) dark or amber beer
1 garlic clove, smashed
1 pound coarsely grated gouda cheese
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

1. Add beer and garlic to a medium saucepan or fondue pot over high heat; bring to a simmer.
2. Meanwhile, toss gouda with cornstarch to coat. Slowly whisk in grated cheese to beer; continue to whisk until all cheese has been added, and fondue is thick. Season with Worcestershire sauce and black pepper, stir to incorporate.
3. Pour fondue into pot, and ignite heating element on fondue set, according to manufacturer’s directions. Serve with your favorite foods for dipping (see tip below).


FONDUE TIP: Serve whatever you’d like with the fondue, though slightly-stale bread cubes are the classic accompaniment. Try ham cubes, grape tomatoes, a variety of colorful bell peppers, broccoli and cauliflower.

BREAK UP TIP: If you made it this far, chances are that you’re either my mother, or you were just dumped too. If you’re the latter, I highly recommend you indulge yourself with Ira Glass’ break-up show. As with most of Ira’s work, it’s incredible. A big hug to Andy for sharing this with me and for loving radio maybe even more than I do.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Perfect Coffee, Made Perfectly

I can’t decide if I love or hate my local coffee shop. Before moving to Park Slope, Gorilla Coffee promised me a neighborhood. It’s patronized by a variety of gay Black men, Asian lesbians, Latino toddlers, and tattooed white twenty-somethings. I could always find a copy of The Onion, a cute blonde reading Proust, and a couple of guys from Bay Ridge. I wanted to live in that New York, not the Trump-ed up, new-development New York.

But sadly, my Gorilla-love is unrequited. I know it as soon as I open the door, when I am attacked by sound. It’s like visiting a feral cat that has been trapped in an apartment for a few days. All I have to do is crack the door, and it claws into me, draws blood and shrieks.

Then, there’s the attitude. Consider this sign placed next to the Gorilla mugs and t-shirts:
Despite the staff’s STANK attitude.
Ape mug. Real Nice.
T-shirt feels good on skin.


Stank attitude is generous. Although getting the attention of the overly pierced hung-over baristas is difficult, it’s even harder to get the coffee you’ve just ordered. You’ll need to wait as they blather about last night and who got laid. Pass on the opportunity to refocus their activities, as, “Excuse me, is that the decaf that I asked for?” doesn’t go over well.

So, why has Gorilla consistently made the top lists in New York Magazine, Time Out New York and Shecky’s? Why all the fuss for the sado-masochistic coffee experience?

In this fringe section of Park Slope, it’s important to separate yourself from the mainstream. Coffee is one way to politic. If you drink the bitter (though fair-trade, 100 % organic, and locally roasted) brew, then you’re righteous. You’re not in Starbucks; your coffee has fur on its chest.

I can spend $3.75 on a breve, because it’s a Gorilla breve. Only the strong can survive the noise; the punk staff, this over-roasted beverage. Morning pleasantries and skinny frappucinos are for the weak. At Gorilla, I can walk in a yuppie and walk out an animal.

The Perfect Cup of Coffee
The perfect coffee is low tech; some ground beans, a filter and a filter holder. Here's an article I wrote for thestreet.com all about it.